After ignoring Malacañang for quite a while (leading to the hallucination of Eduardo Ermita), US President Barack Obama finally calls. With a warm and jovial voice, he says…
May I speak with that small-but-great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos?
(The Philippine president goes kilig-to-the-bones, blushes, and then uses her phone’s loudspeaker so everybody, including the media, could hear the conversation.)